Dongchi

The kids here like to do something called dongchi, which literally entails one trying to inject both fingers up the butt hole.  Not the funnest games in my opinion, but certainly funny.  Anyway, today we went ice scating, and just as I have six kids hanging off me for support, a seventh comes up from behind and does a FULL dongchi.  I seriously almost killed all seven of them as I lurched into the air and then fell in a blurr of thrashing blades.